Another Gem - this time a joke

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a
Buffalo when one of the boys is suddenly attacked
by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the
dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck,
saving his friend.

A Buffalo reporter is standing by, sees the incident,
and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Bills Fan Saves Friend From Vicious
Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

“But I'm not a Bills Fan, " the little boy replies.
"Sorry but since we're in Buffalo, I just assumed you
were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Sabres Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific
Attack," he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Sabres Fan either", the boy says.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Buffalo was either
for the Bills or Sabres. What team do you root for", the reporter asked?

"I'm a Dolphin fan", the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his
notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Miami Kills
Beloved Family Pet."